Doctor Jokes
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Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious?
Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?
Doctor: Yes there is...being young and broke.
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic,
"Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said,
"I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I’ll come back when you’re sober"
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!
Doctor: Never mind, you’ll pass eventually.
Liz: But I’m the examiner!
Tom: What’s good for excessive wind, doctor?
Doctor: A kite!
