Doctor Jokes
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Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You have far too much free time.
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we."
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
A friend of mine went to the dentist recently.
He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.
He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
"Aha, caries! I’ll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.
"Oh no, I’d rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.
